Post details: A fuck-awful name for a beer!

04/11/09

Permalink 10:04:27 pm, Categories: beer festivals, ale, cask, 254 words   English (UK)
POSTED BY: Paul Garrard

A fuck-awful name for a beer!

I love Batemans ales, but there is no way I was going to drink the one on offer in The Glasshouse tonight. ‘Iron lady’ was the fuck-awful name of the brew; dedicated to the evil cow that we once had the misfortune to be oppressed governed by. There was no way I was going to risk choking on that! What a waste of hops and barley! Shame on you Batemans. Shame on you JDW. Anyway I ignored the contemptible beer and went for Galbraith’s Mr G’s Luncheon Ale. A wise decision I thought. This great quaffing ale was blessed with a great hop background flavour and little bitterness. The only time I shall drink to Thatcher is the day she snuffs it.

Mr G’s downed I was pleased to see Charles Wells Banana Bread Beer was also on. In its bottled form it is one of my favourites, and an absolutely brilliant accompaniment to Chinese food. Sadly I’d already eaten, ironically beef in oyster sauce with egg fried rice. Bugger, poor planning that. Next time you are having that Chinese or Thai meal grab a bottle or two. Much better than some crappy ersatz-eastern lager. The BBB cask counterpart is an even more satisfying sup that its sterile stable mate as you might well imagine. Delicious!

So far I've been well impressed with the quality of ale that I've had in the JDW beer festival. QC does seem to have improved in their Norwich pubs over the last few months.

Comments:

Comment from: jesusjohn [Visitor] · http://jesusjohn.blogspot.com/
Spot on re. Batemans. What were they thinking?

http://jesusjohn.blogspot.com/

'The only time I shall drink to Thatcher is the day she snuffs it.'

Interestingly, she looks like a cadaver on the pumpclip:

http://bit.ly/3s7Cdd - page 22
Permalink 04/11/09 @ 23:00
Comment from: Tisiphone the Avenger [Visitor]
Bad form to bring your political prejudices to the bar. I for one would be honoured to drink to the health of our best post-war PM, a lady who saved us from TUC hell after the winter of discontent, closed down loss-making 19th century industries and introduced a work ethic which brought prosperity to the country. It was all going well until Bliar and Brown reduced us to the pitiful state in which we now find ourselves.

Where can I order a firkin of this good ale?
Permalink 05/11/09 @ 07:31
Comment from: Tandleman [Visitor] · http://www.tandlemanbeerblog.blogspot.com
That's the good thing about blogs - concensus.

Or not.
Permalink 05/11/09 @ 10:02
Comment from: jesusjohn [Visitor] · http://jesusjohn.blogspot.com/
'Bad form to bring your political prejudices to the bar.'

Crikey, I should have precious little left to talk about if that were really the case. We're always at each others' throats on politics in my pub and I fight my lefty corner. We still buy each other a drink.

Socialism in action.
Permalink 05/11/09 @ 10:25
Comment from: Impy Malting [Visitor] · http://www.impymalting.wordpress.com
Why did they think this was a good idea? Sometimes it feels like beer names and pump clip are created by brewers in some demented vacuum of taste and logic-- they are so devoid of any marketing sense at all.
Permalink 05/11/09 @ 11:49
Comment from: RedNev [Visitor] · http://rednev-rearm.blogspot.com/
'Bad form to bring your political prejudices to the bar.'

Where did this claptrap come from? I seem to have spent my drinking life hearing people commenting, usually critically, of the government in power, whichever party it was from. In fact, a friendly political argument between a Conservative voter and myself in a pub was reported in some detail in our local CAMRA mag as an entertaining diversion.

I note the use of the loaded word "prejudice". Generally, our own views are principles, while other people's (if different)are prejudices.

I wouldn't drink a beer with such a name. That's not prejudice ~ it's self respect.
Permalink 05/11/09 @ 13:08
Comment from: Paul Garrard [Member] · www.realaleblog.co.uk
Any counter arguments would just be wasted on such a reactionary so I shan’t bother! Instead I shall lazily plump for good old fashioned name calling. ‘Tisiphone the Avenger’ you are a complete twat, but then I expect you already know that.

I shall celebrate her passing, if I am spared. As an advocate of moderation I expect to have a moderate hangover the next day.
Permalink 05/11/09 @ 13:14
Comment from: John [Visitor]
Whilst we're on the subject of battle axe related beers lets not forget Jarrows Maggie's End

http://johnsrandomramblings.blogspot.com/2007/07/jarrow-brewery-maggies-end.html
Permalink 05/11/09 @ 15:07
Comment from: Velky Al [Visitor] · http://www.fuggled.net
How about commissioning a brewery to produce a counter-brew called "Old Bag"?
Permalink 05/11/09 @ 17:47
Comment from: Tyson [Visitor] · http://tysonsbeerblog.blogspot.com/
Well to be fair to Bateman's and JDW, the festival is all about 1979 and no one can deny she was memorable. And apparently some people like her! Have to say I didn't let my inclinations prevent me from enjoying a pint or two of this. I just closed my eyes and pictured her cold and lifeless on the slab...
Permalink 06/11/09 @ 09:24
Comment from: Paul Bailey [Member]
Isn't all this venom towards a poor old lady who suffers from Alzheimer's just a trifle over the top? Describing our first, and only woman Prime Minister as an "evil cow" really does make me wonder just what she did to upset our host.

History may well prove Tisiphone's assessment of her to be correct. Personally I prefer to remember her as the "Spitting Image" characature, who at last had the balls to do something about the mess the country was in.
Permalink 09/11/09 @ 20:32
Comment from: Paul Garrard [Member] · www.realaleblog.co.uk
Paul, I could go into a very long diatribe about how she basically screwed up this country but that’s a post for my other blog (Of-Course) but if I had to select one of her many ‘achievements’ I would say that she established the first generation of what David Cameron might refer to as ‘Broken Britons’.
Permalink 09/11/09 @ 21:36
Comment from: Paul Bailey [Member]
Thanks for pointing me in the direction of your other blog Paul, I've just spent an interesting half-hour or so clicking through it. Just over 20 years from the fall of the Berlin Wall, and the collapse of communism in Eastern Europe, it's heartening to know that there are still a few die-hard socialists knocking around!

No offence intended, as each to their own, and now I know where to find the alternative Paul Garrard I'll pop back from time to time and, who knows, I may even post the odd comment or two!

ps. I must have missed the contentiously named beer that started all this, but the Toshi's Amber Ale I tried in JDW at the weekend was excellent.
Permalink 10/11/09 @ 19:57
Comment from: Paul Garrard [Member] · www.realaleblog.co.uk
Enter the strange and oddly surreal alternative world of Paul Garrard at your peril :-)

You are so right about Toshi's - most excellent!
Permalink 10/11/09 @ 22:37
Comment from: Neil Harvey [Visitor]
Well said, Tisiphone. God knows what state our country would have been in if Maggie hadn't taken on the Loony Left. Come to think of it, probably in the state it's in now after the modern version of the Loonly Left, Blair and Brown, have finished with it. As a matter of interest, I have tried the Iron Lady, and a very fine beer it is too. I would even try a beer named after Blair or Brown, as not even the worst brewer in the world could cock things up like them!!
Permalink 24/11/09 @ 15:59
Comment from: Paul Garrard [Member] · www.realaleblog.co.uk
What a strange ‘tenuous grip on reality’ world that right-wingers inhabit. A world where the words ‘freedom’ and ‘liberty’ are bandied about in true newspeak style!

Neil, despite the fact that I totally disagree with you and suspect that you are at least 11 pence short of a shilling, your comments remain on my blog!!
Permalink 24/11/09 @ 20:39
Comment from: Richard [Visitor] · http://badpoo.co.uk/category/beer/
I actually remember having a few pints of Iron Lady on Remembrance Sunday in the Wetherspoons in Blackburn - I got a few disapproving looks from my family for it!
Permalink 03/02/10 @ 10:50
Comment from: Paul Garrard [Member] · www.realaleblog.co.uk
"I got a few disapproving looks from my family for it!"
Quite right too.
Permalink 03/02/10 @ 13:08
Comment from: Paul Garrard [Member] · www.realaleblog.co.uk
"Describing our first, and only woman Prime Minister as an "evil cow" really does make me wonder just what she did to upset our host."

Please read here:

http://of-course.co.uk/blog/ofcourse.php?title=thatcher&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1
Permalink 03/02/10 @ 13:11

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